
Great Scot! It's all about me!

I'm dangerously cute! When you're done here, look at
the slideshow in my Photo Gallery.
Or you can click on these links to see my parents,
my grandparents, or my
baby photos.
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If you have Internet Explorer, you'll see me
with what they call Baby Jill. Not aggressive, tenacious!


My springtime adventure -- I caught more mouses.

Look! I caught a mouse. No, it wasn't
already dead when I found it. I caught and killed a real mouse.


I learned this from my sister, Lauren.
Plastic bottles are fun to chew.

It's winter, so I'm sporting some new, cozy
sweaters. No, I don't really need these to stay warm, but the humans like to see
me wearing girly colors.

My first Halloween. Lady, wasn't it you who
promised never to humiliate me with silly costumes? What's a promise worth these
days? Evidently not much.

I went to something called Back To Their Roots
where I got some mouses. On the right
one of my best pals, Fergie, dressed as winged Mercury (yes, that's me in the
background dressed as the Little Mermaid).

This is me with a dove . . . or with what
WAS a dove. My pal Dan (who belongs to Charles & Gretchen) brought
me a dove. Dan helped me discover the wonderful world of poultry -- he makes a
dove noise that gets me very excited. Doves are covered in feathers, and the
feathers will stick to puppy fur. There's my lady, suggesting that I return the
dove's wing. Is she crazy?

Where are all these bubbles coming from?
They will get my jacket wet, you know.

No, it's not a grizzly -- I'M the
only thing grizzly around here. This is just a garden variety brown bear . . .
the kind you'll find in every office. He always freezes when he sees me. I'm
that frightening.

Being C.E.O. (Chief Entertainment Officer) comes with
responsibilities. I'm at work about to convene a meeting of the bored. I'm the bored and I move that we adjourn and go chase rabbits.

Look, I'm doing a nice flat-stay.
Actually, I'm lying through my perfect teeth. I'm just staying here because I
want to. August 27, 2003.

I stay in the grass now that it's summer. It's hot, hot, hot
on the sidewalk. I'm also hearing something about getting ready to walk on grass
in Pennsylvania. Huh? 28 July 2003.

I'm not really asleep. I just like to hear 'em call me an
angel. If you think that I'd really be sleeping on the floor, think
again! 28 July 2003.

Sometimes the lady calls me Baby Lamb. I am
not a baby lamb. Here's what happens to baby lambs . . . . I chew 'em up. 18 July 2003.

My baby photos may be viewed by
clicking here. Want to see me before I was born?
You know you do, so here
is the link to my sonogram photos.
If you want to see
photos of some champion Lakelands visit the pages of my
parents. Or visit my
Diary for tales from my fascinating world.
