Once upon a time I was very, very small.  Here I am on 14 December 2002, still tucked safely inside my Mom . . . or so they tell me.

Have you people lost your minds?! Why is this on my web site?
Somebody tell me what's what!  Is this supposed to be a Rorschach test?
I think that's a guppy inside there with me!

(Don't worry, I can't locate myself, either.)